In the night garden a.k.a in the rehab clinic
Igglepiggle - I'm seriously worried about this guy. Every time he has a shock, he goes stiff & falls over. Does he have a heart condition or epilepsy? He needs to be in a hospital bed undergoing tests, not running around a garden with a girlfriend who flashes her underwear at everyone. & who was so mean to shave half his hair off when he was suffering an attack?
Upsy Daisy - should she really be on a children's programme? She goes around flashing at everyone with a motorised bed following her around (in case she finds a willing punter?) Poor Igglepiggle! How is that going to affect his heart condition having a girlfriend on the game (or is he her pimp?)
Makka Pakka - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or what?!? This dude not only washes every single stone he finds, but has a specially designed "hairdryer" to dry them afterwards. He has also taught himself to play them like musical instruments. He even takes them home & sleeps on them. He needs serious help.
Tombly Boos - These poor abused triplets! They have no free will. They are made to dress alike, all their belonging have the same colouring as their clothes. And have you seen their toothbrushes? They are almost twice the size of their heads so they end up brushing their faces. They can't open their mouths so it is just teasing them anyway!
Ponty Pines - What are they all about? A family of 10 living in a 1 bedroom council house! Can't speak a word of English. The Father not going to work to support them, must be on benefits.
Pinky Ponk - Who did the Health & Safety check on this death trap? It makes so many weird noises it sounds like it will crash any minute. Actually it often goes off course & gets stuck so the passengers have to jump up & down to get it moving again. The pilot is definitely drunk, can't fly the thing. Has anyone checked his pilots licence or did he cut it off the back of a cornflakes packet? The table & chairs should be properly secured inside, I'm surprised there has not been a serious injury by now. & what is up with the segregation? The Russian immigrant family have to enter, sit & exit separately from the other passengers. This is racial discrimination & illegal. & what are those weird "bong" like things they all get given? Obviously contains something that makes them not care about being thrown around the cabin along with the furniture, and the extreme poor piloting of this scrap-heap challenge balloon.
Ninky Nonk - A waste of public transport. No-one ever uses it, no-one can ever use it as it is far too Small (apart from the Immigrant family, but why should they use public transport when they get enough on benefits to afford taxis everywhere?) This is a waste of tax-payers money.
by Avril Gee
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