Unwanted. Unloved. Accidental.

Bom-diddly-bom-bom

One more exam to go and then FREEDOM!!.. well until i go to sixthform college
in september..

I started reading 'The Secret Countess' today and ide forgotten what a great book it was.. you should read it.

Ugh.

-WARNING;COMPLAINGING AND MOANING IF YOU CARRY ON READING THIS;-


****** is so effin' fake and really pissing me off -- indirectly. She should stop lying and bitching about people. ESPECIALLY nice people.
Jealous cow.


Hm. i should probably go eat something cause im probably go snap at someone..(sorry if i do - sorry if its you)

Oo, i got my prom shoooooesss
Zey are like ballet shoes. well abeet.
I dont think i want to go at this moment in time cause now Lucy might not be able to go cause she wrote on someones effin shirt. and i dont even know what the vegetarian option is and if its ak then im gunna get hungy and then moody, and zat eez bad. trust me.
and my camera is all faggoty atm cause its not holding its charge..
oh well.. i have to go.

it's too dang hot. why did it have to change effin season? winter is v good. laura likes winter.

Untitled.

I haven't blogged for a while cause I kinda forgot about blogger.. hehe.

Anyway - Newton Faulkner on Wednesday was hackin' AMAZING. He's uber funny >.<
He told us to be angry pirates - but then he changed it to angry Vikings with rabies, we were angry because bad guys on the island kissed our mothers. and then we had to sing something angryily at him.. cant remember what though. It was amazing. Although it was weird cause I've never been to a 'sit-down' concert before, there was no falling over and getting trampled on, I cant say I miss it cause I dont but just a little bit more activeness would have been good but hey.. I saw him live (>.<) Yayticles.

Im at Avril's and we completely almost chucked a lot of her clothes away yesterday xP
And today once we've dusted and shizz - WE'RE GUNNAE PAINT THE KITCHEEEN (^.^)

Man, I want a sidekick (8) -[to the tune of Shina Twain - Man, I feel like a woman]

Anyvay - I am going cause I 'ave nothink else to say.
Ovwah.

Fucking moron.

Yesterday, I went to Worcester with Becky and Tom to watch a movie and Becky came with us on the way back but she was too scared to buy her ticket on the train cause she thought she might get caught for some random unknown reason. So i had to buy the single ticket - cause im not 15 anymore i have to have the adult tickets and then the ticket police asked me how old i was, i comletely forgot how old i was and then the guy who we sat with (there ws no where else) he laughed at me! i was like 'Fuuuuuuuuuuck'. but in the end the ticket police gave me the childs ticket even though the whole age forget thing was REALLY sucpicious..

Im a fucking MORON.

Don't bet cereal!

I owe Becky one box of Kellogs Crunchy Nut.

*Grumbles*

Bloody Fraction games.

Lean it left, clap three times.. (8)

I kinda neglected blogspot for a while cause I've had exams and Kitt-A came down *Grin*
And she went yesterday at nearly quater past two.. ish. and we had the BEST pillow fight ever, i won the first one. and then lost the second one..
I kinda got her mildly obsessed with the Sims 2 and i gave her my geetarh and shes like borrowed most of my CDs *grins* and we danced the hoedown throwdown out side our old church. (Y). We walked all round malvern so Kitty could go see her old house, we ended up walking to Charleys. and she taught me a new card game - called SHITHEAD, yes it is really called that.. unless your in adult company - then its called Karma. She pwned me at Split :(.

Becky's been accedently depressing me by linking me to all these skinny bitch websites and they're too thin and it makes me feel like shit cause they're thin and im really not. laura no likey. it doesnt help that people complain that they have fat. e.g. rob - hes litterally a walking skeleton, laura Y - she eats like a piggy but shes so thin. unfair. and then theres Tammi - shes so thin and she has this thing where she cant eat and its not fair although thats not her fault. and i dont wanna be fat anymore. i want to be normal.

I had a really wierd dream last night.. I ended up getting shot in the side with a pellet gun or whatever they're callled and then i went on a huge stage and sang loads of avril lavignes songs and then HIM went on stage and then i went crowd surfing and some guy undid my bra and then my younger non existant brother did it up for me (he worked behind the bar) and then the dream cut to a scene when nearly everyone had gone and then my 'boyfriend' split up cause he was cheating too much and then his other girlfriend came over to me and pulled my hiar, execpt it was a wig cause i was being cured for Lukeima and then i ended up knocking her out and then i woke up.... Underline - I am damaged goods.

I have no credit or mangoes. *cries*.

And Kathy and me are having one of our old convosations where we make up random stories based on Zacky Vee and Synyster Gee and we didnt even mean too, its great *grin*. boy, ive missed those convos; they're funny. i would say its one of those 'you have to be there' things.. but its not. its more of a 'you have to be a crazed A7X fan and a tad retarded (except kathy cause shes a cool kid and she loans her coolness out to me)' type of things..

word human.

Om.

Today has been a good day, aside the fact its my gayday;
I didnt to too badly in the English Lit GCSE - I finished on time which is an achievement in its self,
I stole a photo of Tashy in her prom dress (Will Facebook it when I find the lead,
Mrs Dayley didnt care what we did,
I didnt go to science,
Kathy made me a graphic - Btw, Kathy, Synyester Gee, MUCH hotter than Zacky Vee,
I didnt fall over,
My cat had four kittens,
I wrote a smidge more,
Me and Tashy rode to hers in my Great Uncles' car and there were people laughing and taking the piss - was funny,
I am rather happy.

Yesterday was also fairly good;
The Maths exam was easy -even though i probably got it all wrong
I went dancing in the evening and Ami came with us and then we giggled the whole way through and Ami was laughing at Avril cause she's very enthusiastic and at me cause my boobies 'go everywherrree', After we wanted to throw water of Litz and his chavvy 'crew'. And then we went to McDonalds so Avril could get her, Mike and Ami some tea and then we took the piss outta the guy holding our drinks,
Also Ami said she'd dye my hair lots of different colours for me after the exams (^_^)
Twill be AWESOME.

:]

I have a twitch in my eye and it feels like I'm winking at everyone.. *weird*

6DAYS TILL WE LEAVE SCHOOL FOREVERRR

8DAYS! EIGHT-FUCKING-DAYS!! *Cant wait!*

*is happy* Wanna know why?!
I'll tell you.. THE OLD CONVERSATIONS ARE BACKK! Woo..
the only thing is.....




KATHY GAVE MY PENIS TO ZACKY! I love my penis.
*Meep*


Chapter, mes amigo?


iLY too

I wish she'd never said anything.

Oh dear.

I have blisters on my finger and thumb :(

I have realised, I am a ghoul. I love to watch horror films, I have worryingly fucked up thoughts.
I hope I don't become a serial killer.

Woman should come home.

Play the game.

http://www.fugly.com/media/view.php?cat=DOWNLOADS&id=709

Paha. Im cool.. LOL

Guess what Tashy, Amy, her friend and me are gunna go see at the cinema.. I'ma tell you.

HANNAH MONTANA; THE MOVIE!

Yeah, We're cool, man.

Eew. Amy kissed us.

*Griiiin*
Yay. I now like my Child Care teacher. She gave us little cute fairy cakes.
It was yummy.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand I got a C instead of an E in my childstudy xD

I'm happy today. He knows and he doesnt care.. I boosted my grade. I had cake. I know what to get Tom for his birthday on the 29th. I can read in Art.

Tash's children are gunna watch Porn. True story.
"Im gunna have sexy parties everynight" - Tash.
Shes rather Perverted.. Like me. xP

*a house*

I had the dentist this morning. Ma.
Now i cant feel the left side of my mouth.
Gee and Fra and Liv and Grace are all singing. I cant say i like it. but i cant really stop them.

I think you should read 'Graceling' by Kristin Cashore. Its great.

Becky told him. He didnt take it as bad as ide expected *phew*

okay, this was a REALLY funny msn convo with immature dicks,

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okay.. omg, shes gunna tell him

blog blog blog. i like to blog about FUCKALL xD

Okay. why?
why did i tell her to? im such a no0b.
Oh well.. whats done is done (N)
dammit dammit dammit dammit. *headdesk*

i think i should stop blogging.. but its fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.. *massive grin**eye twitch**evil laugh**grin*

okay, im tellin ya, there was summit in my milkshakee.. mm, milkshakeeeee

I did it. I did it. I did it. I shouldnt have added the beads.. but heyyy.. I did it. I did it. We have a new computer chair, well technically 2, they're from Quinetiq. the one im on now is great for
rocking on.. *giggles*

Hahahahahahaa.. *eye twitch*

I think someone should come online so i can terriose/talk bollocks to them.. and them not really care, i would do that to Glenn, but he decided to be boring and go jogging. Joggings not even that good, i means, its boring, its not fun. Dancing's fun (Y). *grins* Aha, i was dancing to 'hannah montanna'/ Miley Cyrus's Hoedown Throwdown earlier. *idiot laugh*
Oo idiot, i like that word.

anyway, ima fuck off before i go completely crazed on y'all..

HAHAHAHAHAHA.. *looks around**sees no one**runs around like a twat**falls to the floor**laughs**gets up**walks off like nothing happened*


MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Om.

Okay, come on, seriously!
what the fuck is up with all these Turkish dudes adding me?!

i think i might have caught the sun from the two days of blinding sun we had cause my cheeks are abnormally pink.. *boo*

Gah, i cant believe we have, what, 1-2 months of school left and then we don't ever have to do any more compulsory education.. its actually quite a frightening thought.

i feel sick; i think he spiked that damn tictac..
ohmygosh. i have to use my sister's HSM watch :|.. i think i might die if someone 'cool' sees it.

there was only 5 people in English so we went to Mr Monk's class (also 5 peoples) and watched 'Of Mice and Men' AGAIN. if we watch it anymore, i will soon be able to recite the damn thing..

*Gasp*
Oo, my story's web pages had 16 views!
that's the most its ever been cause I don't bother telling idiots about it.. :P
Oh well..

The art exam didn't go as bad as I thought it would.. well the five hours that i did today anyway.. I managed to paint the thing and go around it in fine liner.. I'm just dredding wednesday when i cock it up with the detailing of it and then have to FAIL the damn thing or restart it ALL over again, which I really don't have time for..
I stole Luke's iPod as i've lost mine, and some of the songs on there aren't half bad. I now like the Androids.. or what ever they're called, one of their songs ('i wanna do it with Madonna') made me laugh..

Oh my gosh, My cat's pregnant! the slut, shes not even that old yet!!
Shes REALLY fat at the moment.. and she wants to get her self trapped behind my sister's wardrobe.. freak.

Hehe, belly dancin is fuuuurn (Y) aaaaaaaaand, i have the belly to dance with *laughs*

Man, im not even half ready fo the exam on Monday & Wednesday. At least i know what im doing now.. which is better than nothing i guess..
but still.. ive only done like 2 days worth of art stuff when ive had 6 weeks so that really is my fault but ive had so much late coursework.. and ive been distracted by silly things.. E.G. caramel in a jar at my nans, grape paintings and shtuff like that.. but i havent connected what ima do for A04 and the rest of my project togethre.. oh well..
ive just gotta suck at it then (Y)
i dont even need art.. hmm..
oh well.. it will be cool anyway.

yeah man

We painted grapes. We are hardcore TBF.
Tashy painted a 'Meg grape' and then she changed it to a bleeding grape.
I painted a blue haired one.
Tashy wants to paint the Hitler grape.. :D
Ima paint a dead grape.
I'll show the pictures laterrr

shh.. im not ment to be on here *giggle*

im not really ment to be on here, im ment to be redoing my childcare thingy cause i dont really want an E .. but i wanted to say something.. but i cant fucking rememeber what, grr.
oo yeah.. my nan is getting me Pizza!!
And i have my art exam on monday and wednesday.. ive only done 2 days worth of work so far *shits pants*

anyway, im off, they're back.

name.

i can write music.

grr

okay, i didnt hand my corsework in for textiles last wednesday, yes the easter holidays, cause the door was locked and my teacher had a spazz at me. okay, i know it was my fault but she could have told me which door to use..

Look! i made it :D

I call the dude Yuki - like the one in my story as i kinda wanted him to look like this but with messier hair and then i got a tad carried away and did lots and lots... *grins*
Its kinda addictive
Have a go, Have fun (Y)

im so happy that [kathy knows what] has been resolved & is nearly back to normal.

fo sho

i think y'all should watch Whos Line Is It Anyway on FIVEUSA+1

dudes & dudettes - you would not believe how happy i am that i made a website for the story im writing cause i lost my goddamned pen drive.. well technically - my sister did cause she was liking my keyring (part of the circuit board for my old mp4 player before it died)..anyway
heres a linky link (Y)

http://www.idrankthenightdryinmydreams.weebly.com

check it?
comments with critism & things that don't add up or questions would be appreciated

as you can tell - its one of the things i am proud to say that i have written (Y)
:)

Numb.  - adjective: -er, -est

1. manifesting or resembling numbness: a numb sensation.
2. incapable of action or of feeling emotion; enervated; prostrate: numb with grief.

Synonyms: without sensation, frozen, anasethetized, dead, unfeeling, deaden



Disconnected. - adjective

1.disjointed; broken.
2. not coherent; seemingly irrational: a disconnected argument

Synonyms: detached, severed, disengaged, cut off, disjointed, incoherent, confused

yay - im a love child.

Tashy decided that i am her's and Alessandro's love child. apparently they had EAR sex.. over MSN.. :S
"hes good over MSN. god yeah, i would again" _ straight from the horses mouth, Tashy.
i can imagine her like walking around with almost a 2nd head coming from her ear which carried me in it.. she wouldnt be able to walk straight.. top heavy much *laughs*
"Oh shit.. im goin im goin!" she would say leaning with the fat ear towards the floor, for nly moments later to fall on her side.. but the PREGNANT ear would stop her from hurting her head .. although it could break her neck, lets hope not.
anyway..

avril's insight to "in the night garden"

In the night garden a.k.a in the rehab clinic

Igglepiggle - I'm seriously worried about this guy. Every time he has a shock, he goes stiff & falls over. Does he have a heart condition or epilepsy? He needs to be in a hospital bed undergoing tests, not running around a garden with a girlfriend who flashes her underwear at everyone. & who was so mean to shave half his hair off when he was suffering an attack?

Upsy Daisy - should she really be on a children's programme? She goes around flashing at everyone with a motorised bed following her around (in case she finds a willing punter?) Poor Igglepiggle! How is that going to affect his heart condition having a girlfriend on the game (or is he her pimp?)

Makka Pakka - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or what?!? This dude not only washes every single stone he finds, but has a specially designed "hairdryer" to dry them afterwards. He has also taught himself to play them like musical instruments. He even takes them home & sleeps on them. He needs serious help.

Tombly Boos - These poor abused triplets! They have no free will. They are made to dress alike, all their belonging have the same colouring as their clothes. And have you seen their toothbrushes? They are almost twice the size of their heads so they end up brushing their faces. They can't open their mouths so it is just teasing them anyway!

Ponty Pines - What are they all about? A family of 10 living in a 1 bedroom council house! Can't speak a word of English. The Father not going to work to support them, must be on benefits.

Pinky Ponk - Who did the Health & Safety check on this death trap? It makes so many weird noises it sounds like it will crash any minute. Actually it often goes off course & gets stuck so the passengers have to jump up & down to get it moving again. The pilot is definitely drunk, can't fly the thing. Has anyone checked his pilots licence or did he cut it off the back of a cornflakes packet? The table & chairs should be properly secured inside, I'm surprised there has not been a serious injury by now. & what is up with the segregation? The Russian immigrant family have to enter, sit & exit separately from the other passengers. This is racial discrimination & illegal. & what are those weird "bong" like things they all get given? Obviously contains something that makes them not care about being thrown around the cabin along with the furniture, and the extreme poor piloting of this scrap-heap challenge balloon.

Ninky Nonk - A waste of public transport. No-one ever uses it, no-one can ever use it as it is far too Small (apart from the Immigrant family, but why should they use public transport when they get enough on benefits to afford taxis everywhere?) This is a waste of tax-payers money.

by Avril Gee

spoon are sexy.

Anal Retention and how it could affect you!

Good evening. There has been a briefing about a majorbroadcast, due to happen sometime today. The topicemphasised is highly sensitive. Until recently, there has been no law on spoons in general, it is now officially illegal to:

· Ingest spoons
· bring a spoon to the workplace or school
· eat with a spoon
· converse with a spoon
· and now specifically Anally retain a spoon
On the 30th March 2009, scientist Proffesor Lucy Turner made a breakthough in Spoonhysterical science, she dicovered while removing a spoon from somebodys lower intestine that spoons have serious health risks these are as follow:

· Skitsophrenia
· Spooneriea ( falling in love with spoons)
· spoonamnesia ( believing you a spoon)
· Lead poisoning
· Pacman ghost bait

All Prof Lucy had to say was 'Its a terrible world we live in.' Proffesor lucy had a case only last month of one of her patients suffering from Pacman ghost Bait, this was from Analy retaining a desert spoon. All the patient had to say was 'Simply horrible, every time i went round a corner or sat down different colour ghosts would come and chase me, and when i would eat fruit or drink Cola they would turn blue and would run away from me, i dont know whether im coming or going anymore. But i can tell you now ! depsite these ridiculous laws i will remain a spoon addict for as long as i shall live.'The government heard about this claim, she is now facing trial.

yay (^_^)

hair cut :)
its all one length..ish, but i needed the ends cut off desperatly.
(it might not be very straight - my mum cut it for me (Y) i think :S)
ah well, at least no more split ends (Y)

o.m.g. could she have made it ANYMORE obvious! (well yeah but shh)

how could she!
right, yesterday this girl told the guy that i like that someone in his form likes him, a little birdy told me (thank you birdy <3) and the girls excuse was that she had been eating skittles(WTF -shit excuse) and that i looked lonley. tbf, i should decide if im lonely, i am fine! if i wanted anything to happen - i would have let birdy or tashy know and im sure they would do something about it!
and she said that she was gunna tell me that she said something, and i forgave her (im a dick) cause other wise she would be in a mood with me. then again, thinking back on it now, i wish ide had a epic spazz on her then maybe she'd learn that she cant go around doing that - but noo, i have to be the nice forgiving one! why? why do i fucking do that?!

(¬_¬)
dick tbf.

O.M.G.

Tash's brother, Bredon, kissed me... *looses my cool, runs around and panics*
he "snogged my forhead", kissed my cheeks and my lips. i was like ew go away.
he didn't. hes very anooying, he did it when i was busy so i couldnt waft him away *moody face*

Paaha, there's that cadbury advert with the funky eyebrows and balloon on the TV, thats a random advert.

HIJJAK!!!!!!

Laura's blog has been hijacked.
By me, ZOE!! Because I am cool. And we have super cool converstaions on msn. And we're totally normal, I promise. Well, ok so maybe we are a little bit odd but still. What's the fun in being normal??

So, a note from Zoe to Laura:

I love you my crazy friendling.

By the way:

*runs off with both the shiney stones*

fo sho

im happy. i pissed people off. my msn spazzed and ran away and hid. PAHA.

Ooo i found it (Y).

i really need entertaining.... :

*dances & sings to an advert*

i have issues. i wanted to lick a window. i talk to myself. fo sho.

appologie. Sp?

i take back what i said about ben about him being hes just a little picky with my spelling and ok, he did hurt me but forgive and forget righ?
anyway.. i have my reasons to forgive him (if i didn't he wouldnt check my spellings :P)

facking lazy cunt.

UGH! my sister was ringing and knocking on the door after 'taking the dog for a walk' A.K.A going to talk to my next door neighbours (the grumpy ones, not the annoying selfish dicks) whislt the dog was on a lead. and 'the gate is locked' - its a lie, its never locked - and i hd to get up, stop what i was doing, open the door AFTER i told her to take my keys so she could let herself in without causing a massive hoo-har.

okay, i know its petty but thats not the point, she never listens thats the point. also the point is that my mother is a lazy bitch.. but yeah..

anyway..

laura and tashy :)

tashy has new teeth :) ouch :)
gunna have words!
aha were sat next to an idiot
(not helen)

man, i cant write maddie's death properlyyy, ive written a tiny bit of it twice and both of them arn't very good :(

tashy asked me out :P (as a joke)
she also had a grilfriend called Loz, for 10 whole minutes.

complainging again.

Jeez. yesterday i went prom dress shopping - woo (!) - and i got SO bored so quickly (after trying on 1 whole dress and going round 4 shops, we went to a shop and got jam donuts and j2o's.. i liked that part :)... although i accidentally burped fairly loudly.. i hope no one heard.
and today i went to Sam's and i did fuck all *laughs* but it was a special time for me cause I'm not gunna see her for AGES cause she's going to Germany to be in the army.. :(
i also found a maybe prom dress online.. but i don't suit dresses, my shoulders are too wide, I'm too fat, too ugly, too masculine, too insecure - i dont even leave the house without a baggy jumper on..

ugh, dont you think that Ray Quinn has such a punchable face with his head-up-his-ass attitude.. hmm, i wonder if he can spy on the back of his teeth.. *wonders* and his hair - seriously, does he know what a shower/bath is? ugh self obsessed grease bucket... sorry my mother is watching Dancing on Ice and he is one of those people who have the gift of annoying me without me actually knowing them - i know, its harsh but still..
Oo big shocker - he won, never saw that one coming, never in a million years *sarcastic*

my arms are itchy.. just thought you might like to know.. :)

Oo i got new books *is very happy* - they're all about murder.. which kinda makes me sadistic cause i enjoy reading them.. but what i really want is to read/watch a hugely insanely graphically gory horror film/book.

CSI:NY last night - the coolest part was when the guy climbed over the fence and impaled himself on a metal pole.. and then the next scene is a guy attempting to mop up a spillage -he's just covering the floor in orange gloop. oo another cool part is when Sid cuts in to the girls body and that greenish substance bubbles out of her - was so cool (Y) all 3 times ive watched it - it has been rewound so we can watch it again - okay its sick, but it is SO damn awesome
& Awwww, Lyndsey's bump is showing now (although it was crazy fast)

Oh, and Kathy got the t-shirt, she said she screamed when she saw the package, i giggled.

LOL. Zoe just said "laura, your cat's making out with a pillow". she isnt, she is licking it - its the only time she really purrs - shes so loud, its kinda hard to sleep , i either have zoe moaning at Flicka cause shes annoying her by pissing her off when shes trying to sleep or licking a pillow.. shes a crazy cat.

once again, a colourful blog :)

anyway, ima go. *waves*

Edi & Edo

Edo reports on the news;news just in, it has been reported, just recently that Laura tried ingesting a dessert spoon when quite simply the rules are that no spoon ingesting is allowed!
She is currently being held in a cutlery factory until the spoon is anally REMOVED, she will then be taken to trial and is facing a death penalty.


Edi reports on the news the next day; news just in, Lucy trying to hide a spoon in her left thigh as she went through customs at the IRAQ air station. She had to be taken to a police station that specializes in spoon laws . Lucy will now face penalties as high as death its self or life in prison. She is not aloud to see another spoon again, if she does, the police fear she might go completely utterly physco and might start attacking the city (much like Godzilla) and eat you all.

i'm fallin

okay. its offical. i hate me. i dont want to do anything anymore. i cant be bothered with school. i copy other peoples work at the end of lessons. in lessons i just sit there day dreaming. what is wrong with me. i dont want to go fucking prom dress shopping with my nan on saturday. i dont want to do homework. i dont want to read. i dont want to draw. i want milkshakes and to stay in my bed away from everyone and thing. im changing and its not a good change. im sour. im lazy. im a bitch. i loathe me.

a poem thing i wroteed

I wish I wasn't invisible to you.
Even if it was just for one day.
If only dreams came true.
I'de be right next to where you lay..

Pssshhhh!

Today i had to do some cooking for childcare - it was awful, i cant cook. i cooked pasta (the only thing i dont burn.) and mushed up fruit for a smoothie... the smoothie was quite nice actually.. but what i really want is bannana milkshake (<3) but we have none :(

grrr, this boy that i know, mentioning no names - BENJAMIN PAGE - is a divvy. he said yesterday that i was babbling again (not that he would know seeing as he has never actually spoken to me face-to-face, only over MSN, and the magority of the time he insults me.. e.g. "are you sure your a girl, you dont look or sound like one" i dont need him telling me this. i know i dont look like a girl, i know im a very VERY VERY ugly girl and hes always like this. i dont really like him anymore. and now ive lost pretty much what ever little confidence i actually had in my self. thanks a bunch, ya prick.

and then in Textiles today lizzie called me a bitch cause i was being sarcastic.. although i cant really remember what it was for though.. i proberly diserved it, although the look in her eyes and the tone of her horrible stuck up voice actually was quite hurtful. but im a nasty horrible person like that, but hey. if im being honest, im not sure why i have any friends because im such a nasty person.

the moral of this blog is; don't be friends with me - i will upset/insult you cause im a bitch like that.

i think my father has had a brain transplant.
evidence a) he gave me money (if you know my father you will know hes a tight ass and doesnt like to give money away.
evidence b) he offered to buy me tea - although i just wanted bannana milkshake.

anyway, im gunna go and write more of my story and talk to Kathy. ciao.