Friday 29 May 2009

Fucking moron.

Yesterday, I went to Worcester with Becky and Tom to watch a movie and Becky came with us on the way back but she was too scared to buy her ticket on the train cause she thought she might get caught for some random unknown reason. So i had to buy the single ticket - cause im not 15 anymore i have to have the adult tickets and then the ticket police asked me how old i was, i comletely forgot how old i was and then the guy who we sat with (there ws no where else) he laughed at me! i was like 'Fuuuuuuuuuuck'. but in the end the ticket police gave me the childs ticket even though the whole age forget thing was REALLY sucpicious..

Im a fucking MORON.

Tuesday 26 May 2009

Don't bet cereal!

I owe Becky one box of Kellogs Crunchy Nut.

*Grumbles*

Bloody Fraction games.

Lean it left, clap three times.. (8)

I kinda neglected blogspot for a while cause I've had exams and Kitt-A came down *Grin*
And she went yesterday at nearly quater past two.. ish. and we had the BEST pillow fight ever, i won the first one. and then lost the second one..
I kinda got her mildly obsessed with the Sims 2 and i gave her my geetarh and shes like borrowed most of my CDs *grins* and we danced the hoedown throwdown out side our old church. (Y). We walked all round malvern so Kitty could go see her old house, we ended up walking to Charleys. and she taught me a new card game - called SHITHEAD, yes it is really called that.. unless your in adult company - then its called Karma. She pwned me at Split :(.

Becky's been accedently depressing me by linking me to all these skinny bitch websites and they're too thin and it makes me feel like shit cause they're thin and im really not. laura no likey. it doesnt help that people complain that they have fat. e.g. rob - hes litterally a walking skeleton, laura Y - she eats like a piggy but shes so thin. unfair. and then theres Tammi - shes so thin and she has this thing where she cant eat and its not fair although thats not her fault. and i dont wanna be fat anymore. i want to be normal.

I had a really wierd dream last night.. I ended up getting shot in the side with a pellet gun or whatever they're callled and then i went on a huge stage and sang loads of avril lavignes songs and then HIM went on stage and then i went crowd surfing and some guy undid my bra and then my younger non existant brother did it up for me (he worked behind the bar) and then the dream cut to a scene when nearly everyone had gone and then my 'boyfriend' split up cause he was cheating too much and then his other girlfriend came over to me and pulled my hiar, execpt it was a wig cause i was being cured for Lukeima and then i ended up knocking her out and then i woke up.... Underline - I am damaged goods.

I have no credit or mangoes. *cries*.

And Kathy and me are having one of our old convosations where we make up random stories based on Zacky Vee and Synyster Gee and we didnt even mean too, its great *grin*. boy, ive missed those convos; they're funny. i would say its one of those 'you have to be there' things.. but its not. its more of a 'you have to be a crazed A7X fan and a tad retarded (except kathy cause shes a cool kid and she loans her coolness out to me)' type of things..

word human.

Tuesday 19 May 2009

Om.

Today has been a good day, aside the fact its my gayday;
I didnt to too badly in the English Lit GCSE - I finished on time which is an achievement in its self,
I stole a photo of Tashy in her prom dress (Will Facebook it when I find the lead,
Mrs Dayley didnt care what we did,
I didnt go to science,
Kathy made me a graphic - Btw, Kathy, Synyester Gee, MUCH hotter than Zacky Vee,
I didnt fall over,
My cat had four kittens,
I wrote a smidge more,
Me and Tashy rode to hers in my Great Uncles' car and there were people laughing and taking the piss - was funny,
I am rather happy.

Yesterday was also fairly good;
The Maths exam was easy -even though i probably got it all wrong
I went dancing in the evening and Ami came with us and then we giggled the whole way through and Ami was laughing at Avril cause she's very enthusiastic and at me cause my boobies 'go everywherrree', After we wanted to throw water of Litz and his chavvy 'crew'. And then we went to McDonalds so Avril could get her, Mike and Ami some tea and then we took the piss outta the guy holding our drinks,
Also Ami said she'd dye my hair lots of different colours for me after the exams (^_^)
Twill be AWESOME.

Friday 15 May 2009

:]

I have a twitch in my eye and it feels like I'm winking at everyone.. *weird*

6DAYS TILL WE LEAVE SCHOOL FOREVERRR

8DAYS! EIGHT-FUCKING-DAYS!! *Cant wait!*

Wednesday 13 May 2009

*is happy* Wanna know why?!
I'll tell you.. THE OLD CONVERSATIONS ARE BACKK! Woo..
the only thing is.....




KATHY GAVE MY PENIS TO ZACKY!
I love my penis.
*Meep*


Chapter, mes amigo?


iLY too
I wish she'd never said anything.

Sunday 10 May 2009

Oh dear.

I have blisters on my finger and thumb :(

I have realised, I am a ghoul. I love to watch horror films, I have worryingly fucked up thoughts.
I hope I don't become a serial killer.

Woman should come home.

Saturday 9 May 2009

Play the game.

http://www.fugly.com/media/view.php?cat=DOWNLOADS&id=709

Paha. Im cool.. LOL



Guess what Tashy, Amy, her friend and me are gunna go see at the cinema.. I'ma tell you.

HANNAH MONTANA; THE MOVIE!

Yeah, We're cool, man.




Eew. Amy kissed us.

Friday 8 May 2009

*Griiiin*
Yay. I now like my Child Care teacher. She gave us little cute fairy cakes.
It was yummy.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand I got a C instead of an E in my childstudy xD

I'm happy today. He knows and he doesnt care.. I boosted my grade. I had cake. I know what to get Tom for his birthday on the 29th. I can read in Art.

Tash's children are gunna watch Porn. True story.
"Im gunna have sexy parties everynight" - Tash.
Shes rather Perverted.. Like me. xP

Thursday 7 May 2009

*a house*

I had the dentist this morning. Ma.
Now i cant feel the left side of my mouth.
Gee and Fra and Liv and Grace are all singing. I cant say i like it. but i cant really stop them.

I think you should read 'Graceling' by Kristin Cashore. Its great.

Becky told him. He didnt take it as bad as ide expected *phew*

Friday 1 May 2009

okay, this was a REALLY funny msn convo with immature dicks,

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okay.. omg, shes gunna tell him